“I worked out last night,” I announced to my husband this morning, “and I’m not thin yet.”
He laughed. “Well, maybe you didn’t do it right.”
Must not have. Guess that means I have to do it again tonight. Probably the night after that, too. What a rip-off.
While out wandering around, exploring, and seeking grand adventures during my lunch break today, I came across a “The FIRM” workout DVD. It has two dance workouts, a strength-training workout, and a bonus abs workout…all for $1! And if I act now, I get a bonus set of razor-sharp steak knives, absolutely free!
Just kidding about the steak knives, but I did buy the workout DVD. I figured, for a buck, why not try the damn thing out?
If nothing else, I will burn calories from laughing. I have tried a few older “The FIRM” workout DVDs. Some of them are great, and I own a really old one that my husband makes fun of, as he believes the music was stolen from 70s porn movies. The older workout sets, wardrobes, and overall look and feel are pretty comical:
Time to break out my one-piece swimsuit, sheer hose, thick socks, fringed Oriental rug, and get to work!
Sweat & Sparkle 