If the third time is a charm, then the millionth time should be exquisite. Here I am, starting yet another new blog, but a new start is always good, right?
I have the dubious honor of being the victim of a stalker for the past nine years. My stalker is the jealous, and obsessed ex of my long-time boyfriend, and she simply can’t stand that he has found true happiness with me. I imagine part of her obsession is comparing herself to me and desperately trying to identify where she fell short. (A little hint: there are too many ways to even count!)
I joke about it, but it’s disturbing, really. Nine years of following someone around is quite sad and shows quite a bit of desperation, sadness, and mental instability. I have started other blogs, but by the powers of the Internet, Google, and way too much time on her hands, my stalker devours each one. It is pathetic and also annoying: can I please go somewhere without that rabid bitch humping my leg?
Enough about that crap, though. I am here because I have about 70 pounds to lose, and I have tried and failed several times already. Blogging has been a great way to get support, vent, organize my thoughts, and track my progress.
I know I can do this if I really try. I have a great support system, a gym membership, a boyfriend who supports me and loves me no matter what, an impressive stash of workout DVD’s at home, and the desire to get this done. Enough chit chat! Let’s do this!