After lingering on death’s doorstep for week upon week, it’s nice to mostly be able to breathe now, and my raspy voice is slowly getting back to normal after a solid month of trying my damnedest to cough both lungs up. To celebrate my newly-reclaimed sort-of health, I signed up for Spinning class yesterday.
When I got winded just climbing the staircase to class, I started to seriously doubt the wisdom of said decision. Ummm, maybe this is too soon! I quickly did the math: it had been over a month since my last class, thanks to the holidays and then the cold/cough from hell. I wondered if it was too late to sneak out of the room and flee to the safety of my valiant steed (also known as my car).
Too late. Music started. I pedaled tentatively, and just as a false sense of security washed over me, my nose started to run, and I felt woefully out of breath. Being sick for so long has left me with no lung capacity whatsoever. How undignified would it be to keel over, right off the bike and onto the floor, with a definitive thud?
A few miles in, my lungs complained, and I started coughing. I drank some water and just paced myself. Maybe I wasn’t going 100 miles per hour like my super-fit robo-instructor. In fact, maybe I was pedaling with all the grace and finesse of a drunk toddler on a Big Wheels, but hey, I was pedaling, right?
By the grace of god, I finished class in one piece, still upright on the bike. Some days, that is accomplishment enough!
I hopped (okay, scrambled clumsily) off the bike to stretch, and my legs were like rubber, shaky and woozy. Great! Now everyone really is going to think I am under the influence of some illicit substance. I can’t even walk straight.
I made it to my car, fist-pumped in victory, and made my way home to share my courageous tale of conquest and dominion with my husband. I’m sure he was just hiding how impressed he was, you know, keeping it on the down-low so I stay humble.
Time to sign up for my next class!
