Category: bitch

I learned something yesterday. Apparently, judging from behavior I astutely observed, the proper response to a blog post that reveals unsavory actions on your part is to get your plus-size granny panties in a twist, refer to what the child said as “bullshit”, concoct a new story that conveniently paints you as a glowing saint, then return to said blog post about a dozen more times to get all lathered up again, because ultimately, your empty life revolves around the scintillating blog writer, and you simply can’t help your pathetic self.

Okay, I lied about one part of this. I didn’t really just learn this yesterday.  No.  I have already known for a long, long time that this is how things go down with certain people.  Don’t change your shitty behavior when you get caught; just lie, lie, lie, and force the kids to do the same.

Anyone still wondering why I worry about the kids so much?